I cant call them classic because, like I have already said, they are not discussed. I have inherited these stories from boredom in long car rides, or my curiosity on my parents past lives. Have you ever been stuck somewhere with an adult from within your family, with nothing to do? That is the type of situation that I acquire these interesting tales.
This list of stories pertains to my father, he seems to be the "whack-o" in the family. The crazy dare-devil one. The stories are in order from his youth till the present.
My first story is of my dad when he was a kid about my age. He lived in Rochester, New York with his parents. They lived at the bottom of a somewhat steep road, paved but choked with gravel sized pebbles. My dad was the kind of kid who did things without thinking about the result of what would happen. He had a bike, with the kind of pedals where when you turned them backwards, the back tire would lock and if you were going fast enough you bike would skid. He decided he wanted to do this after he had reached the bottom of the hill, after speeding down from the top. Trying to skid while going in a turn, not a good idea. He ended up having his face smashed against the graveled road, and someone who saw him had to carry him to his mother.
This next story is not as long as the previous one, and does not have as much of a painful outcome. My father was riding motorcycles somewhere on the mainland with a few friends, during a cross country journey when he decided he would be a bird. I have no idea what motivated him to do this, maybe it was peer-pressure of impressing his friends. So whatever drove him to riding his motorcycle with his arms extended to the sides flapping like a bird, also got him a ticket. This story is special because this was my dads first ticket, from both categories of moving and stationary violations.
My dad, obviously did not learn from the first story, to learn about how something can cause injury to you before doing it, so he attempted to go bodyboarding at the infamous Sandy Beach.
I might add that "attempt" implies failure. He was not an avid waterman and obviously did not know much about the beach. He did not realize the bone-crushing power of Sandy's, a.k.a. "break-neck beach". He got pitched in the lip, and pinned to the sand by the hundreds of gallons of water coming down on him with enough force to easily snap bones. His eardrum was blown out by the pressure of the wave. My mom recalls looking at him with blood dripping out of his ear.
"Checking what time he is going to die" - Jessie Shain
My last story is more recent. But, again, is of my dad doing something stupid. Shark's Cove on the north shore, has a small cave that goes through the main rock structure thing. My dad thought it would be cool to swim through it, so he swam out past the rocks, then tried to come through the cave. He didn't think to time his entry with the waves, so he just swam in right when he got to the entrance. The waves weren't big, there weren't any "waves" at all, just the water moving up about a foot a few times a minute. He ended up hitting his head on the cave, and getting some 15 stiches on the top of his head.
Don't you think he would've learned his lesson the first few times? I'd think so.